Some Of The Myths About Marriage... Husband And Wife Are Getting All Snugly In Bed.

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Some of the myths about marriage...
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. Their passion is heating up.
Then the wife stops and says: "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold
me." The husband says: "WHAT??" The wife explains that he must not be in
with her emotional needs as a Woman. The husband realizes that nothing is
going to happen and he might as well deal with it.
So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big dept store. He walks
around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. She can't decide. He
tells his wife to take all three of them. Then they go over and get matching
shoes worth $200 each. And then they go to the Jewelry Dept. where she gets
a set of diamond ear rings. His wife is so excited. She thinks her husband
has flipped out but she does not care. She goes for the tennis bracelet. The
husband says: "But you don't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then
let's get it." The wife is jumping up and
down so excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says: "I am
ready to go, lets go to the cash register."
The husband says: "No - no - no, honey we're not going to buy all this
stuff." The wife's face goes blank. "No honey. I just want you to HOLD this
stuff for a while." Her face gets really mad and she is about to explode and
the Husband says: "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a