Be honest, raise you hand if just a few too many of these are
applicable to you.
You Know You're Not In College Anymore When...
1. At 6am you're waking up instead of going to bed.
2. Beers at lunch get you reprimanded.
3. College sweatshirts are 'casual' instead of dress-up.
4. The 4 food groups are no longer beer, pizza, ramen and cereal.
5. It's 'getting late' when it's 9:30 p.m.
6. Three Words: School Loan Payments.
7. You make thousands of dollars a year - and still can't afford that dream
car.
8. You start eyeing the Light Beer section appreciatively.
9. Naps are no longer available between noon and 6 p.m.
10. Sneakers are now 'weekend shoes'.
11. Dinner and a movie becomes the whole date, instead of the beginning of
one.
12. "Your girlfriend's pregnant"-brings thoughts of tax breaks instead of
coronaries.
13. Jack and Cokes become Dewers on the Rocks.
14.The only drugs you take are Tums and Tylenol.
15.You get your news from sources other than ESPN Sportscenter and MTV News.
16. You find yourself reminiscing fondly of 2-hour Calculus exams.(Just
kidding!!!)
17. You empathize with the characters from 'Friends'.
18. METABOLISM SLOWDOWN.
19. Wine appreciation expands beyond Boone's and Mad Dog.
20. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
21. When drinking, you say at least once, 'I just don't have the tolerance I
used to'. (not applicable to the Sacramento Delta group)
applicable to you.
You Know You're Not In College Anymore When...
1. At 6am you're waking up instead of going to bed.
2. Beers at lunch get you reprimanded.
3. College sweatshirts are 'casual' instead of dress-up.
4. The 4 food groups are no longer beer, pizza, ramen and cereal.
5. It's 'getting late' when it's 9:30 p.m.
6. Three Words: School Loan Payments.
7. You make thousands of dollars a year - and still can't afford that dream
car.
8. You start eyeing the Light Beer section appreciatively.
9. Naps are no longer available between noon and 6 p.m.
10. Sneakers are now 'weekend shoes'.
11. Dinner and a movie becomes the whole date, instead of the beginning of
one.
12. "Your girlfriend's pregnant"-brings thoughts of tax breaks instead of
coronaries.
13. Jack and Cokes become Dewers on the Rocks.
14.The only drugs you take are Tums and Tylenol.
15.You get your news from sources other than ESPN Sportscenter and MTV News.
16. You find yourself reminiscing fondly of 2-hour Calculus exams.(Just
kidding!!!)
17. You empathize with the characters from 'Friends'.
18. METABOLISM SLOWDOWN.
19. Wine appreciation expands beyond Boone's and Mad Dog.
20. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
21. When drinking, you say at least once, 'I just don't have the tolerance I
used to'. (not applicable to the Sacramento Delta group)
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