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Jokes Cate
- Archaeologists take sedimental
journeys...
- Drop the vase and it will become a Ming of
the past...
- How to buy a stereo.
1)
Carefully calculate power requirements,
based on room dimensions, etc.
Multiply by a factor...
- Finally stopped Grandma from sliding down the bannister."
"How'd you do that?"
"Wrapped barbed wire around it."
"Guess that stopped her,
huh?"
"Not yet, but it sure slows her down...
- Dear Emily,
The other day, my husband and I bought our small son a jigsaw
to keep him occupied while we went out.
Imagine our surprise when,
four hours later, we came...
- Q: What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer...
- Monty Python:
- My dog's got no nose.
- But how does it smell?
Awful.
Atomic version:
I say, I say, I live near...
- The scene: a train in Poland. In one coach are an old woman,
a pretty girl, an
army officer, and a Solidarity worker...
- Did you know the Shuttle commander was on the radio when the shuttle blew up?
And on the walls, and on the windscreen, and on the...
- Q: What's NASAs favourite cocktail?
A:
Seven Up with a dash of Teacher's on the rocks...
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