- A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American in an overseas
flight.
After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their... - A nun is undressing for a bath and while she's standing naked
there's a knock at the door.
The nun calls: "Who is it?" a voice answers: "A blind... - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Death.
Death wh...
........ - Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend's frigid?
A:
When you open her legs the lights go on... - We're in Johannesburg. A policeman goes into a Lutheran church very
early one Sunday morning and spots a black man kneeling before the
altar.
Policeman: Hey, Sambo, what you doin' in here? ... - Q: What has one horn and gives milk?
A:
A milk lorry... - There was once a young man whose house was on one side of central London
and whose job was on the other.
It was a highly lucrative job, and after a couple... - Seems a mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend
of his (also a mute).
In sign language, he inquired how his friend had been... - A British officer spotted a "busker" (street singer/bum) at the
bottom of the escalator of the London Underground.
The busker had a sign which read: "VETERAN SOLDIER... - As a child, Jesus asked his mother, "Who am I?"
"The angel of the Lord came down and laid his hand upon
me.
You're the Son of God," was Mary's reply. Overhearing...
