- From the San Jose Mercury News (3/31) (quoted from memory):)
Press:
Mr. Vice President, if you were to suddenly become... - Q: what does a man with a ten-inch dick have for breakfast?
A: well, this morning i had bacon, eggs, juice..... - A man picks up a young woman in a bar and convinces her to come
back to his hotel.
When they are relaxing afterwards, he asks, "Am I... - If two is company and three is a crowd,
what are four and five? Nine... - Man comes home on night when his neighbour stops him:
"You really should close them curtains in the evening... - Dad: "Would you like to have another brother or sister?"
Kid:
"I guess it's too late to say no... - Three pregnant women were sitting in a maternity ward knitting.
"I hope to have a girl, I'm knitting a lovely pink... - A blind man was seen waiting at a street corner with his seeing eye dog.
After a short wait the dog started leading the blind... - The University of Utah has announced that they
can turn seawater into fuel.
Exxon's already doing that in Alaska... - Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a human?
A: It depends on whether or not they think lightbulbs'...
