- Scene: My girlfriend and I are in a restaurant, and a strikingly
attractive woman walks by.)
Girlfriend:
Would you date her? Me: Ummm...1958... - The following story is an excerpt from an interview with singer
Tom Jones published in the San Fransisco Examiner 2/12/89.
The interviewer asked Mr. Jones whether he ever has... - A woman goes to the doctors, and says ' Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem.
I'll have to take my clothes off to show you.' ... - A lawyer was approached by the devil one day. The Prince of
Darkness informed him that he could arrange it so that he would win _all_
of his court cases,
make twice as much money, work half as... - Why are Ice Hockey goalkeepers and Italian girls alike?
They both change their pads after three periods... - What do you call a beautiful girl in Poland?
A tourist... - What's that brown stuff between an elephant's toes?
Slow natives... - Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who lies on your doorstep ?
A. Matt... - So, it was WW2 and a ship was sailing over the seas
when suddenly the captain runs to Bjorn who was stearing the ship and shouted:
"There's a torpedo coming towards us! Go tell the boys... - Three youths were seated in a restaurant near an elderly lady,
whom they conspired to shock. Said the first in a...
