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Jokes Cate
- Q: What was Corazon Aquino's happiest hour?
A:
When she found out she had Imelda Marcos' shoe size...
- Q: What's do a pregnant woman and a burned cake have in common?
A: You should have taken it out earlier...
- Q: What do you call a Lada at the top of a hill?
A:
A miracle...
- One day an engineer is going into a new grocery shop on the outskirts
of town.
When just inside, he sees a sign which says:
"CONDOMS...
- Time: Early Sixties. Place: Yourtown, USA
A young unmarried couple decides after a few dates that
they are going to sleep together.
So, the guy, Tom, goes to
...
- This bloke pulls into a petrol station in Ireland and asks for five gallons
of petrol.
The attendant replies that they don't sell petrol....
- A jetliner exploded just after takeoff, and crashed into a cemetery.
So far, they've found four thousand bodies, and they're...
- According to _The_Providence_Journal_, Claudine Schneider,
a
lawmaker from Rhode Island, mentioned to Dan Quayle...
- There was a terrible auto accident, with body parts lying around.
A very stupid policeman was filling out a form telling...
- NEWS BULLETIN!!!
Today, in a tragic accident at the Exxon corporate headquarters,
the
fish truck "Prince William Express" slammed into...
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