- Quote: "Apart from that Mrs Lincoln,
how did you enjoy the play... - Two male engineering students meet each other on campus.
One says to the other "Hi Bill, Where did you get... - Salman Rushdie plans to release another book soon.
It's tentatively titled:
"Buddah, You Fat Slob"... - Khomeini's idea of 'opening up to the West' means allowing
non-Muslims to hunt Rushdie." --Don... - Answering machine tape] "We're not here right now;
we've gone to England to kill Salman Rushdie." -... - Two men were at a poker game that had run late; 3:00 AM to be exact
Man1:
You know what I hate about these games? When I go... - Q: How do you confuse a stupid person?
A: 7... - One day a journalist, hard-up for a story, was sitting on an Australian beach.
As he gazed pensively out to sea, he saw a young woman... - Q: What makes a woman pregnant, but not big-bellied?
A: Sperm-light... - Exxon today announced that, following the Alaskan oil tanker
disaster,
they now have several hundred tonnes of dead seafood...
