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Jokes Cate
- Somewhere in the middle of Spain, a Lada is driving along and meets
a donkey.
The donkey, never having seen a lada before, asks:...
- A deaf couple checks into a motel very late at night.
Upon moving into
their assigned room, they go to bed...
- A software company was pondering ways to get more attention for their product.
One person suggested: "Hey, why don't we make it offensive...
- This young couple had only been married for about two weeks when the
wife complains of a burning sensation in her chest.
She tells her husband
who suggests that she goes...
- A man walks along a lonely beach.
Suddenly he hears a deep voice:
DIG !
He looks around: nobody's there. I am having...
- In SWEDISH roulette, one of six birth-control pills is replaced with an
Aspirin.
In AUSTRIAN roulette, six people sit in a cafe drinking...
- Some years ago an Englishman on a plane to Australia was handed one
of these cards to fill in,
in normal Commonwealth style.
After the standard ones...
- The dew was still wet as the prisoner was let out into the yard for the last
time.
The soldiers of the firing detail shuffled out to their...
- Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:
The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephant
...
- One morning Daddy bear came down to breakfast, to find his porridge
bowl empty.
Seeing this he growls, "Who's been eating my porridge...
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