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Jokes Cate
- Q: What do you call the Lada owner's manual?
A:
The bus timetable...
- In a small Alabama town, almost everybody was excited about
the wedding that was comming up,
but at the last moment, the groom
called off the wedding...
- About as much use as:
- the pope's balls
- an ashtray on a motorbike
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an inflatable dartboard (for campers)...
- Seen on the letter's page of the "Irish Times"
Dear Sir,
Sex is the best form of fusion at room temperature...
- Margaret Thatcher dies and strolls up the pearly staircase to the pearly
gates,
where she is confronted by St. Peter, brandishing a...
- David Letterman's 10 New Slogans for Exxon:
10. We've got oil to spare.
9. Exxon: The Eastern Airlines of the sea.
8. Anybody...
- Moses, returning from the mountain, spoke to his people:
"The good news is we got them down to ten."
"The...
- This story was told to me by a family friend who is an Illinois State
Trooper.
One day he was pulling off an expressway near Chicago...
- A farmer in the country noticed that a gentleman would fish
at the lake (close to the farmer's house) and would always
leave with a stringer full of fish.
The fellow had a boat
but a fishing pole...
- A child, living in the inner city, goes on a school trip to see a
farm.
When he gets back home, he discusses the visit with...
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