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  One of the caddies told him that there was an elderly gentleman who just happened to be in the same situation....
• This guy, see, was walkin' down the street sportin' two -- not one, but two -- black eye
  a coupla real shiners. He chanced upon his buddy walkin' th' other way and they stopped to talk....
• While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
  I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
• There was a girl who just started working in a bank.
  Every day, she noticed that a very attractive man walked by her office....
• Some Classic Blonde Jokes 1.) What do you call an eternity?
  Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop. 2.) Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?...
• Blonde Jokes Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
  They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't....
• An Embarrassing Ski moment... Conditions were perfect.
  12 below, no feeling in the toes, basic numbness all over, "tell me when we're having fun" kind of day....
• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....
• Two Polacks are drving along in their truck when the y see a pig by the side of the road.
  Well, this is pretty unusual, so they stop for a look....