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• Some days the only good things on TV are the vase and the clock.
• Over the past ten years, for the first time, intelligence had become socially correct for girls.
  -- Tom Wolfe, "Bonfire of the Vanities" ======================================================================= He, in a few minutes ravished this fair creature, or at least would have ravished her, if she had not, by a timely compliance, prevented him....
• Become a subgenius.
• The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
  How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....
• Do not drop??? Ooopps!
• Humorous Helpful Hints: ** Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
  ** Use a meat baster to "squeeze" your pancake batter onto the hot griddle and you'll get perfectly shaped pancakes every time....
• A Blast from the Past!
• Taking a QUANTUM LEAP into the past.