Say You'll Be Able To Pay For This When The Movie People Call Back.
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Say you'll be able to pay for this when the movie people call back.
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Signs That You Won't Be Winning An Academy Award 10.
Instead of "direct to video," your movie was released "direct to landfill" 9....
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF... A team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the antenna on the radio in your work area for better reception All your sentences begin with "what if" At Christma
it goes without saying that you will be the one to find the burnt-out bulb in the string Buying flowers for your girlfriend or spending the money to upgrade your RAM is a moral dilemma Dilbert is your hero Everyone else on the Alaskan cruise is on deck peering at the scenery, and you are still on a personal tour of the engine room In college you thought Spring Break was a metal fatigue failure On vacation, you are reading a computer manual and turning the pages faster than someone else who is reading a John Grisham novel People groan at the party when you pick out the music The blinking 12...
Signs You're From New York ** You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan.
** You secretly envy cabbies for their driving skill....
Because I'm a man... ** Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the ca
I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in....
Because I'm A Man... ** Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in.
** Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at....
100 reasons it's great to be a guy: 1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female. 3. You know stuff about tanks....
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