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• Order a one-inch pizza.
• Order a steamed pizza.
• If you order extra cheese on a pizza do you really get it?
• Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
• For want of the price of tea and a slice...
• Rent a pizza.
• No matter how you slice it, it's still a golf ball.
• How About Some Pizza... FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud.
  After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite an appetite....