Crack Your Knuckles Into The Receiver.
How to Order Pizza By Phone
Crack your knuckles into the receiver.
Sign on an asphalt truck: "Let us fill your crack!
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?
Define "proctologist." A crack investigator.
Crack salesman: a pimp.
Q: Why do black guys wear high-heeled shoes? A
To keep from scraping their knuckles when they walk...
Q: Why do so many black people wear high heels? A: So their knuckles won't scrape when they walk.
Did you hear about the tight end who was sentenced to a prison term?
When he was paroled he was a wide receiver....
You Know it's Your Last Day at Work When... You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, "What's this?
you realize you just dropped the company's deposit in a mailbox....