Hello. You are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through the office and don't need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.
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"Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your... - Answering machines. Nowadays almost everyone has one,
complete with a snappymessage of their own device... - Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number,
I'll be right with you... - You know what I hate about answering machine messages?
They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they... - Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny .
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I... - A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the
bartender,
"I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend... - YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF...
A team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the antenna
on the radio in your work area for better reception
All your sentences begin with "what if"
At Christmas,
it goes without saying that you will be the one to... - Jerk!
Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone
call I had to make.
I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely... - Hello, this is John's refrigerator, his answering machine's not working right
now,
so leave a name and number and we'll get back to you...
