Hello, Epicenter Of The Universe, God Speaking. If You Leave Your Name, Number, And Prayer After The Tone, I Will Call You Back As Soon As I Can.

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Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name, number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you back as soon as I can. Please note that I answer all prayers, but sometimes the answer is NO. Bless you, my child, and have a nice day.