Hello, This Is Death. I Am Not In Right Now, But If You Leave Your Name And Number, I'll Be Right With You.
Creative Answering Machine Messages
Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.
Hello, this is Dr. Pangloss. If this were the best of all possible worlds, I could come to the phone right now, but I can't, so if you could leave your name and number.
imitating Mr. Rogers] "Hello. I'm in the Magic Kingdom right now, so I can't come to the phone.
Can you leave your name and number when you hear the sound of the tone?...
Hello this is the (Last Name) residence, we're in the middle of a family fight right now.
Leave your name a number at the beep and whichever one wins will call you right back....
The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages "Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am....
My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
The message I currently have on my recorder is the output from my Amiga's speech sythesizer.
It's set up as a dialog between two distict, but recognizably artificial voices....
Steve: Hello. Steve and Matt aren't here right now but if.
.. Matt: Steve, what are you doing? Steve: I'm leaving a phone message since we aren't here....
Hello, this is John's refrigerator, his answering machine's not working right now, so leave a name and number and we'll get back to you.
(uses a back-woods slow drawl type voice)...
One voice: I didn't expect an answering machine. Another voice
Nobody expects an answrering machine. Our chief use is to get your name....