- God finally decided to take Satan to court, to settle their differences
once and for all.
Upon hearing this, Satan laughed, and said, "Where... - From: tegrara@prism.gatech.edu (ramasamy alagirussmy)
Newsgroups:
rec.humor.funny Subject: Phases of education Date... - Freedom is just Chaos,
with better lighting."-Alan Dean Foster "To the Vanishing... - The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe:
All my life I said I wanted to be someone...I can see... - Stupidity, like virtue,
is its own reward" -Bill... - The world is filled with fools. They blindly follow their so-called
'reason' in the face of the church and common sense.
Any fool can see that the world is flat!" -... - Women and cats do as they dammed well please.
Men and dogs had best learn to live with it.
" Alan... - I'm at the corner of Walk and Don't
Walk...... - Two obviously high-class old ladies are strolling down a city
street when they run across a grizzled,
ragged old derelict lying drunk in the gutter... - A retired dentist who loves to fish. "Open wide," he mutters to the unseen fish
as he waits for a tug on the line.
"Now bite down. This may sting just a little bit."...
