- Lunatic Asylum:
The place where optimism most flourishes... - Old soldiers never die.
Young ones do... - The older a man gets,
the farther he had to walk to school as a boy... - Hartley's First Law:
You can lead a horse to water,
but if you can get him to float on his back... - Cole's Law:
Thinly sliced cabbage... - A conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight
and too fat to run... - Show respect for age.
Drink good Scotch for a change... - Frisbeetarianism: The belief that when you die,
your soul goes up the on roof and gets stuck... - The probability of someone watching you is proportional
to the stupidity of your action... - Bacchus:
A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse...
