- Anybody can win
unless there happens to be a second entry... - Lunatic Asylum
The place where optimism most flourishes... - Old soldiers never die
Young ones do... - The older a man gets
the farther he had to walk to school as a boy... - Hartley's First Law:
You can lead a horse to water
but if you can get him to float on his back... - Cole's Law
Thinly sliced cabbage... - A conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight
and too fat to run... - Show respect for age
Drink good Scotch for a change... - Frisbeetarianism: The belief that when you die
your soul goes up the on roof and gets stuck... - The probability of someone watching you is proportional
to the stupidity of your action...
