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Big Jokes
- Politicians
"The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves,
only complicated stupid moves which make us wonder...
- Life's a bitch, and life's got lots of sisters."
-
Ross Presser
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- Always do what you are afraid to do.
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- It's said that 'power corrupts', but actually it's more
true that power attracts the corruptible.
The sane are
usually attracted by other things...
- Hankerin' for trouble, eh? Well I would like--"
[aside] "I would like?
I would like a trip to Europe!"
"--I would like.....
- Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand,
water is water! And
East is East and West is West...
- Go! And never darken my towels again!"
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Groucho Marx, "Duck Soup"...
- Oh, I know it's a penny here and a penny there, but look at me.
I worked
myself up from nothing to a state of extreme...
- The shortest distance between two points is through Hell."
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Brian...
- There are three side effects of acid. Enchanced long term memory,
decreased short term memory, and I forget the third...
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