- A retired dentist who loves to fish. "Open wide," he mutters to the unseen fish
as he waits for a tug on the line.
Now bite down. This may sting just a
Then of course, there's the w...
- Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." -- Sigmund Freud
- a woman is only a woman,
but a good cigar is a smoke
- War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of
- Duty then is the sublimest word in the
You should do your duty in
- We will occasionally use this arrow notation unless there is danger of
-- Ronald Graham, "Rudiments of Ramsey Theory...
- Over the past ten years, for the first time, intelligence had
become socially correct for girls.
- In the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, it's often useful to have a nice,
solid piece of wood in your hands.
-- Ian Faith, manager of Spinal Tap...
- All obvious theorems are true.
-- Pommersheim's Principle
All true theorems are obvious.
-- Keane's Kriterio...
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