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Big Jokes
- There are three side effects of acid. Enchanced long term memory
decreased short term memory, and I forget the third...
- I'm a great housekeeper. I get devorced. I keep the house
Zsa Zsa...
- The will to win is worthless if you don't get paid for it
(Reggie Jackson)
I have some better ones that I'll...
- The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself
at the ground and miss
-...
- James Bond: What do you expect me to talk?
A.Goldfinger
No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
...
- From a high school history teachers stash of student goodies
(all spellings SIC)
" The nineteenth century was...
- On the old "You Bet Your Life" program, Groucho Marx was getting to know
one of his contestants
The man told Groucho that he had 10 children.
"Why...
- Well, now, hold onta yer horses, there, Frazier. I mean
as a psychiatrist,
isn't it your job to, uh, `seek...
- A witty saying proves nothing
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- J. D. Salinger... John Knowles... even James Kirkwood and that
guy Don Bredes
they've destroyed being an adolescent,Garraty.
If...
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