- Bacchus
A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse... - Winston Churchill: "I like pigs. Dogs look up to us
Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.... - Harry Bender:
"Imagine the appeals,
Dissents and remandments
If lawyers had written The Ten Commandments... - James Thurber
I think that maybe if women and children were in charge... - Johnny Hart's comic strip "B.C.": "If man evolved from the
ape
how come there are still apes around? Some of them... - Bill Watterson, cartoonist
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent... - Unidentified Scientist: "After two years of trying
scientists at the Yerkes Regional Primate Center have... - Irv Kupcinet
What can you say about a society that says God is... - A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats
- Ben... - A Los Angeles judge ruled that "a citizen may snore with immunity in his own
home
even though he may be in possession of unusual and...
