- Winston Churchill: "I like pigs. Dogs look up to us.
Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals... - Harry Bender:
"Imagine the appeals,
Dissents and remandments,
If lawyers had written The Ten... - James Thurber:
"I think that maybe if women and children were in... - Johnny Hart's comic strip "B.C.": "If man evolved from the
ape,
how come there are still apes around? Some of them... - Bill Watterson, cartoonist:
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent... - Unidentified Scientist: "After two years of trying,
scientists at the Yerkes Regional Primate Center have... - Irv Kupcinet:
"What can you say about a society that says God is... - A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
- Ben... - A Los Angeles judge ruled that "a citizen may snore with immunity in his own
home,
even though he may be in possession of unusual and... - A man said to the Universe: "Sir, I exist!"
"However," replied the Universe,
"the fact has not created in me a sense of obligation...
