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Big Jokes
- I'm a clown. That's my sole mechanism of defense. Very few people will go
out of their way to punish a clown.
-- ??...
- He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains
a fool forever.
Old Chinese...
- Monty Python
"In accordance with our principles of free enterprise and
healthy competition,
I'm going to ask you two to fight to
the death for...
- Ripping Yarns
"Mind you, not as bad as the night Archie Pettigrew ate some
sheep's testicles for a bet.
God, that bloody sheep kicked him.....
- It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of
gas,
half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing...
- Pink Panther
"Kato, what is going on in that little yellow brain of yours?"
-
Chief Inspector Clouseau, in reference to a priceless...
- Dave Barry
Your digestive system is your body's Fun House,
whereby food goes
on a long, dark, scary ride, taking...
- The Odd Couple
"A penny for your thoughts?"
"A
dollar for your death...
- The Princess Bride
"Inconceivable!"
"You use that word a lot.
I do not think it means what you think it does...
- Daffy Duck
"Ho! Ha-ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge!
Spin! Ha! Thrust!"
--D. Duck
"Consequences...
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