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Big Jokes
- Ya gotta feel sorry for all them convicts in New Hampshire
stampin'
out license plates that say "Live free or...
- I'm a clown. That's my sole mechanism of defense. Very few people will go
out of their way to punish a clown
-- ??...
- He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains
a fool forever
Old Chinese...
- Monty Python
"In accordance with our principles of free enterprise and
healthy competition
I'm going to ask you two to fight to
the death for...
- Ripping Yarns
"Mind you, not as bad as the night Archie Pettigrew ate some
sheep's testicles for a bet
God, that bloody sheep kicked him......
- It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of
gas
half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing...
- Pink Panther
"Kato, what is going on in that little yellow brain of yours
Chief Inspector Clouseau, in reference to a priceless...
- Dave Barry
Your digestive system is your body's Fun House
whereby food goes
on a long, dark, scary ride, taking...
- The Odd Couple
"A penny for your thoughts
A dollar for your death....
- The Princess Bride
"Inconceivable!"
"You use that word a lot
I do not think it means what you think it does....
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