God Finally Decided To Take Satan To Court, To Settle Their Differences Once And For All.

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• God finally decided to take Satan to court, to settle their differences once and for all.
  Upon hearing this, Satan laughed, and said, "Where do you think you're going to find a lawyer?...
• God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences once and for all.
  When Satan heard this, he laughed and said, "And where do you think you're going to find a lawyer?...
• For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn.
  The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter....
• A young attorney was not getting many clients and was afraid that his career was going nowhere.
  All of a sudden, Satan appeared and said, "I've got a deal for you....
• There men died and went to hell. Satan met them at the gates and said, "All three of you weren't bad enough to go straight to Hell, so you get another chance.
  If you can tell me something I can't do you can go to Heaven....
• The Engineer... An engineer dies and goes to heaven.
  St. Peter meets him at the gate and says, "What! An Engineer!...
• Stacked Deck An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates.
  St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer--you're in the wrong place....
• The Seven Deadly Sins of Gilligan's Island The Seven Deadly Sins of Gilligan's Island theory is quite simple.
  Each of the seven characters on the island represents each of the seven deadly sins....