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• Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to butt fuck.
• If you won't fuck me, can I fuck you?
• A guy goes to a doctor and says 'i think i got aids' doc says tests'll take a few days come back next week.
  ..guy comes back and the doc says 'sorry, you got aids' guy says 'oh god, i don't wanna die!...
• While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
  I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• Computer Geeks Unite! ..Are you STILL a computer geek?
  Ok, so you lucked out last time - you were about as socially adjusted as a onion and jelly sandwhich, BUT YOU MIGHT HAVE CHANGED!...
• FUCK YOU" ---------- Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "FUCK".
  It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate....
• I can never find the time to procrastinate.