How Do You Keep Little Black Kids From Jumping On The Bed? Put Velcro On The Ceiling.......
How do you keep little black kids from jumping on the bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling.......
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on his bed? A: Glue "Velcro" to the ceiling.
How does a jew say fuck you? Trust me. What's green, five miles long and has a thousand legs with an I.
Q. of 3? A New York City St. Patrick's day parade....
Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed? A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....
Some Classic Blonde Jokes 1.) What do you call an eternity?
Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop. 2.) Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?...
Q: Do you know how break dancing got started? A: Black kids trying to steal hub caps off of moving cars.
100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate 1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat.
Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in....
Q: How do you keep from losing an erection? A: Don't fuck with it.
ObJoke: This guy goes to Texas on vacation. (No, that's not the punchline.
) When he's ready to leave the airport, he hails a cab, but a stretch limo pulls up....