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• Rub him out... One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New York City Police Precinct to report that his American wife was planning to kill him.
  The police officer on duty was intrigued by this, and he asked, "How sure are ya that she is gonna kill ya?...
• Did you hear about the dizzy CIA agent He was captured by the Polish secret police and they turned him around.
• Did you hear about the guy who discovered his new wife thought the smoke detector in the apartment was the oven timer.
• Did you hear about the aggie that shot his dog? He heard that his best friend was screwing his wife!
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who broke his neck raking leaves? A: He fell out of the tree.
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish assassin who was sent to blow up a car?
  A: He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe....
• Did you hear about the polish helicopter pilot? He was cold so he shut the fan off.
• Did you hear about the Polish guy who ate pussy? He spit out the kittens after he was done.
• Did you hear about the Scot who gave up golf? He lost his ball.
  Did you hear about the Scot who took up golf? He found it....