- A woman went to the pet shop and looked at a parrot.
She
asked the shop owner, "Is he smart?"
"Is he smart, lady?... - You know you're a redneck when......
Your grandmother says, "Come here and look at this before I
flush it!
- In the mid-sixties, there was a hippy named Benny in San Francisco.
Benny was real hip, but he just couldn't grow a beard like the rest of
the flower child guys in Haight-Ashbury (Hashbury).... - Tillie and Millie, two old girl friends, met for lunch.
I married a
wealthy clothing manufacturer," announced Tillie, "and he bought me a
yacht for my birthday.... - Mrs. Markowitz was walking along the beach with her grandson when
suddenly a wave came and washed the three year old boy out to sea.
"Oh, Lord!" cried the women. "If you will just bring that boy b... - A psychiatrist and a proctologist became good friends and agreed to
share offices to cut down on expenses.
To economise even further,
they had just one sign printed:
Dr. Marvin Hornstein, Psychia... - A famous lawyer died and, unexpectedly, showed up at the Pearly Gates.
- This guy walks into an opthamologist's office with a violin case.
He
waits for his appointment and is shown into the doctor's office.... - Category: Description:
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Suitable for everyone. Even the family's pet lizard.... - What's this?
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