This Guy Walks Into An Opthamologist's Office With A Violin Case.
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This guy walks into an opthamologist's office with a violin case. He
waits for his appointment and is shown into the doctor's office.
The doctor asks, "What seems to be the problem?"
The guy replies, "Well . . . it's this," pointing to the violin case
that he has placed on the doctor's desk.
The doctor says, "It's a violin case -- so what?"
The guy says, "Open it."
The doctor does so and reels back in shock. Inside the case is a
single HUGE turd - filling the entire case.
The doctor loses his professional demeanor and begins to tell the guy
off. "You FILTHY DISGUSTING...!" at which point the guy interupts and
says, "I did that myself."
The doctor, trying to be professional, says, "Well, you should see
your family doctor about it. There's nothing I can do."
The guy replies, "No, no, you don't understand. Every time I do
one of those, my eyes water."
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