- DETERIORATA (With apologies to Desiderata)
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GO PLACIDLY AMID THE NOISE & WASTE
REMEMBER WHAT COMFORT THERE MAY BE IN OWNING A PIECE... - DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLACK WHO:
Spent four days in Sears looking for wheels for a miscarriage
Took his expectant wife to the grocery store because... - Subject: Real Programmers
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Real Programmers don't eat quiche
In Fact, real programmers can't even spell quiche.... - Two girls were roommates.
One evening, Millie came running in
shedding clothes on the way to the bathroom. She... - DEAR (Your Choice)
I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this
year
and if you are, I will have some special treats for... - You know you're a redneck when people see your porch
and think you're having a yard sale... - Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman
called him over and told him that he had a phone call in the
front office
When the Aggie returned, he had a mournful expression... - There was this frog on a lily pad, in the middle of a pond
surrounded by alligators. He didn't want to be eaten... - This man walks in a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey Joe
how about fixing me up with 8 shots of whiskey and... - The dare devil stunt woman had lost her balance. The psychiatrist
was attempting to establish a friendly relationship to facilitate
treatment
Tell me about your work," he said. ...
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