A psychiatrist and a proctologist became good friends and agreed to
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Dr. Marvin Hornstein, Psychiatrist
Dr. David Slodnick, Proctologist
SPECIALIZING IN ODDS AND ENDS
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they had just one sign printed:
Dr. Marvin Hornstein, Psychiatrist
Dr. David Slodnick, Proctologist
SPECIALIZING IN ODDS AND ENDS
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