- Why do you need a drivers licence to buy liquor when you cannot drink and
drive?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking... - Surprised while burgling a house in Antwerp, Belgium,
a thief fled out the back door, clambered over a nine... - Yo Mama is so fat she doesn't have a waist, it's an equator.
Yo mama is so fat, she's on both sides of the family... - Have you ever noticed the similarities between some TV shows?
The U.S.S. Enterprise The Love Boat... - There was this guy who went to Spain. One day, he goes over to
the bullfights and watches as the bullfighter kills the bull.
After that afternoon of excitement, he gets hungry... - You know you're on the phone with a redneck when he says.
"Hold on a second, I'll get my computer guy... HEY... - Central Bell CURRENT BILLING: July 1993
BASIC SERVICE.
123.35 ... - YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...
You've ever cut your grass and found a car.
You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't... - Job Performance Appraisal
PERFORMANCE DEGREES
PERFORMANCE FACTORS:
Far Exceeds Job Requirements ----- Exceeds Job Requirements... - DETERIORATA (With apologies to Desiderata)
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GO PLACIDLY AMID THE NOISE & WASTE.
REMEMBER WHAT COMFORT THERE MAY BE IN OWNING A PIECE...
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