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Doesn't matter,
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The conductor started waving the baton, and the soprano... - A man walked up to a vending machine, put in a coin,
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THIRTY YEARS AGO Miss Lichtig receives an apple from an anonymous student
and shows it to her fellow teachers.
TODAY Ms. Lichtig receives a...
