Mrs. Markowitz was walking along the beach with her grandson when suddenly a wave came and washed the three year old boy out to sea.

Mrs. Markowitz was walking along the beach with her grandson when
suddenly a wave came and washed the three year old boy out to sea.

"Oh, Lord!" cried the women. "If you will just bring that boy back
alive I'll do anything! I'll be the best person! I'll give
to charity! I'll go to temple! Please, God! Send him back!"

At that moment, a wave washed the child back up on the sand, safe and
sound. His grandmother looked at the boy and then up to the Heavens.

"Okay!" she exclaimed, "So where's his hat?"

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