- A lawyer and his brother, a doctor, were hunting. A mountain lion
jumped out in front of them and started snarling
The doctor asked, "What should we do?" The lawyer... - A man had a weird illness. Whenever he broke wind
it made the sound "Honda". He asked his doctor about... - So this guy is in a bar.... and he gets kinda drunk
and says to the bartender, "Well, I saaaagunna tell... - APPLICAZIONNE TO JOINA DE MAFFIA
Whazza u name _________________________ U-Hage_______________... - Widda U Antry U Gonna Getta Somtink U Reely Lika
1 pr darke glasses 1 lb. mozzarella... - Q: Did you hear what happened to the blonde tap-dancer
A: She fell into the sink... - An old lady, who lived on the third floor of a boardinghouse
fell and broke her leg
As the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not... - Lem and Clem stood by a car in which they had locked the key
Why don't we get a coat hanger to open it" Lem asked... - You know you're a redneck if your car window is a Hefty bag
You know you're a redneck if Red Man chewing tobacco... - Worf: Shoot it.
Picard: Let's talk to it.
Riker
Screw it. Data: I do not understand it. Geordi...
