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Access Media BBS
- Q. How many Conservatives does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Thirty: one to do it, and 29 to stuff it down everyone's...
- THE NEW PRIEST
A new priest at his first mass was so scared,
he could
hardly speak. After the Mass was over...
- A man was out driving when he saw a police car in his rear-view mirror,
with it's siren wailing. The man pulled over and the...
- SITUATION ADAPTABILITY EVALUATION FOR MANAGEMENT PERSONNEL
This test has been designed to evaluate reactions of management personnel
to various situations.
The situations are based on actual...
- Leroy, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees
a building on fire.
A lady is standing on a third-storey ledge holding...
- THE PERSONAL COMPUTER AWARENESS DICTIONARY
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Do you feel confused by the jargon of the personal computer revolution?
Afraid to enter the world of the...
- It seems that a young man who came from a wealthy family was going off
to college.
Now Dad, who was no slouch, knew that the young rascal...
- You know you're a redneck if your wife's hairdo has ever
been ruined by a ceiling fan.
You know you're a redneck if both your dog and your...
- What do you call a guy with no arms or legs...
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in your spicerack? HERB
...in a men's room? JOHN...
- A lawyer and his brother, a doctor, were hunting. A mountain lion
jumped out in front of them and started snarling.
The doctor asked, "What should we do?"
The lawyer...
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