There was this lawyer who drove his shiny new Lexus to work one day.
He parked it right down in front of the firm where he worked to show
it off to all his lawyer buddies. As he got out, this truck
side-swiped the door and ripped it right off.
The driver stopped and ran to the lawyer saying "Are you alright, are
The lawyer, now furious, started to scream and berate the driver.
"What the hell do you think you are doing? This is my brand new
Lexus...Ya know I am a lawyer and I am going to sue you for all you
Then a policeman ran up to the scene and said to the lawyer, "Calm
down! You lawyers are so materialistic it's disgusting! Don't you
know, when that truck ripped your door off, it took your arm with it?"
The lawyer looked down and saw his left arm missing and said "Oh, God,
. . . my ROLEX!"