He meets Satan, who says, "You are supposed to be in heaven, because
you spent your life defending the rights of those who sought justice."
And so the lawyer went to Heaven.
At that same moment, a High School guidance counselor died and went to
He meets Satan, who says, "How many kids did you fuck in the head, you
screwy freak? Would you like the "vultures eating your insides" or
the"non-vultures eating your insides" section? We also have an opening
in the boiling cauldron of oil. It's a favorite."