A man goes to his doctor and complains that his penis is developing a bend
in the middle.
So the doctor ran a series of tests, and had the man return to his office to
report the results.
"Have you been in the Far East recently, within the last year or
"Why, yes," replied the man.
"And did you have sex while over there?"
The man looked worried. "Well, yes, once or twice."
The doctor's face got a grave expression on it. "That's what I was
afraid of. You have a new disease that's just starting to spread in this
country. It's called 'Hong Kong Dong.'"
The man gulped. "What do you do for it? Is there a cure?"
"Well, sort of. You see, there is no way to cure the disease, but you
must have an operation."
"An operation? What kind of operation?"
"We cut off your penis."
"Wow! Do you mind if I get a second opinion?"
The doctor replied, "Of course not. In something of such a serious
nature as this, I think you should get a second and a third opinion!"
The man consulted a urologist who told him essentially the same story,
diagnosis, prognosis, and recommended treatment.
He was understandably upset, so he asked the second doctor to recommend
another doctor for his third opinion. The urologist suggested that, since this
disease originated in the Far East that he travel there, as the Asian doctors
might know more about it.
Mr. Unlucky promptly booked passage on an airline for Hong Kong, where he
received an immediate consultation with that Crown Colony's most eminent
After a series of tests, he awaited the verdict. The doctor entered the
"Well, is it Hong Kong Dong?" he inquired, unable to wait.
"And is it really incurable?"
"Yes, there is no known cure."
The man's face crumpled as he fought back tears. "And am I going to have
an operation? Will they have to cut off my penis?"
At that the man was astonished to see the doctor break into laughter.
"What's so funny, Doc? You mean I don't have to have surgery?"
As the doctor regained control of himself, he managed to choke out, "Oh,
those American doctors! Cut, clamp, sew! Surgery, surgery, all they can think of
"I don't have to have my penis cut off?" The man was overjoyed.
"Of course not! Just wait a couple more weeks, and it'll fall off by