A just-married Chinese couple decided to make
love on the wedding night in the hotel where they held their wedding. The wife
did not want to get pregnant and requested the husband to buy condom from the
shop nearby. When the husband left, the wife waited anxiously in the
room with all the lights switched off.
The husband had a hard time looking for a shop
that sell condom and when he finally found one, he realized that he had only one
20 cents coin. He asked the shop owner to sell him one piece of condom and the
shop owner asked him which quality does he want. "The white condom, lowest
quality, is 15 cents each. The black condom, average quality, is 20 cents each.
And the purple condom, highest quality, is 25 cents each." So the husband
took the black condom as he had only 20 cents with him.
While the husband was out, a black Indian thief
came into the room. The wife did not notice and thought that it was her husband.
She grabs the thief and happily screwing away. The wife was so exhausted that
she felt asleep immediately.
When he reach the hotel, he found his wife
sleeping. Without a warning, he jump onto his wife and started making love. The
wife was surprised that the husband was so energetic as she enjoyed the session.
A year later, the wife gave birth to a black
baby boy. When the baby grows up, he ask the father "Pa, why am I black and
you are white????"
The father shouted "You are damn
lucky already, 5 cents more and you would have been PURPLE".