Anvari.org

Chink And Nig

Home › Funplex › Ethnic Chinese

[email]

Chink And Nig


A Chinese man enters a bar to find a Black bartender. He says, "Hey
nigger, give me a jigger."
The Bartender responds, "That's terrible! How would you like it if I
said something like that to you? In fact, let's just switch places. You get
behind the bar and I'll come in as a customer."
The Chinese man agrees and gets behind the bar. The Black man goes outside.
Upon reentering, he says, "Hey Chink, give me a drink."
To which the Chinese man answers, "Sorry, we don't serve niggers
here."
 

User Comments
oy vey!
marge on December 29, 2005 at 07:18
=
Koyami on October 29, 2006 at 09:37
%
Vijeysa on November 18, 2006 at 02:53
I hate niggers so mutch. These jokes are the dogs bollocks. Im a head
master and i hate every little nigger at my school. I put them in
detention all the time just because they smell of shit. Word up to the
KKK.
Mr Badley on October 10, 2007 at 01:28
I aint black but i just want to say somthing go fuck your self Mr
badley
Victor on January 21, 2008 at 08:14
fuck you victor, all niggas should be blow up pakis aswell they can
all fuck off back to their own county, well done mr badley great
comment FUCK THEM ALL!
you know who on May 26, 2008 at 03:15
I fucking hate niggers too, but I hate chinks as well. Niggers are the
worst thing though.
Officer Niggerkiller on June 28, 2008 at 06:18
是吗？你们自己要是黑人或中国人的话该怎么想？一
白痴～～哈哈哈
是吗 on August 08, 2008 at 01:42
Actually, Officer Niggerkiller, the worst are the chinks. Have you
been watching the Olympics? The chinks are CHEATING in regards to age
requirements and that shit... on top of the fact that they don't
really speak any language... they just make the same noises you'd hear
if you threw pots and pans down the stairs... "CHING CHONG PING PANG
PONG"
doodlepoopy on August 12, 2008 at 11:27
Mr Bradley I should cap youur white ass I think my cousin was in your
school. cracker it took me 3 hours just write this cauze im black
nigger boy on August 21, 2008 at 11:18
stop crying nigger you are a whiney bicth a what do you say when your
tv is foalting at night drop it nigger it took me 3 min
nigger hater on August 21, 2008 at 11:23
I usually like to fuck those little gymnists because I'm a perv. But
I couldn't fuck those little chink bitches because the don't even have
pubes yet. I'd fuck Nastia in the ass though! She's hot. Fucking
cheating chinks. Don't trust those little slanty-eyed bastards.
tony baloney on August 21, 2008 at 10:32
Cheating? Fuck you! If they can win gold at 14, that just means
they're better and get shit done earlier. Unlike some shamless
crackers who went through 4 olympics without even a bronze. Even
without the 4 medals of gymnastics China will still be on top. You
racist motherfuckers need to start winning gold instead of killing
Arabs and leeching money from other nations. Fucking chomps. You said
you hate Niggers? Well your nation is about to be run by a Nigger!!
WaChing88 on August 25, 2008 at 05:08
Yeah Right, you fuckin whities havin fun thinkin yo big fucking race
is that good, all you can do is still listen to the niggaz music and
try to rap, still no you whiteass can rap, FUCK YO ALL and plus you
eat chink noodles, chink milks, watching fucking sony and pissin on
your playstatio, GO FUCK YOUR WHITE STATION... @ WaChing88 yeah
lessee how KKK gotta lick obama s ass FUCKING KKK i ll grind your
asses
Suckass Whiteass featuring the Dumbass Blondeass on December 15, 2008 at 09:47
yeah, i'm a white ass biych and i'm proud!!!i fuck a nigger ho because
she has big tits, i eat fucking chink noodles because its cheap, i
roll in a fuckin 'yota because it's better than a chevy, i eat kike
fruits because them is tasty, my 'yota rolls on raghead oil. my white
ass wife thought was good idea if i had a niggers dick transplanted
cuz it's fuckin long and big. oh, yes, i'm a fuckin KKK gaylord and i
voted for obama!!! why? cuz mcain raped my ass.
whiteass bitch on December 15, 2008 at 09:58
Hai guise, where have all the niggers gone from my field?
Slowpoke on December 27, 2008 at 02:15
all of u, are really sick. What a shame! you should go to
therapy,guys,fucking racist..
Connie on June 27, 2011 at 02:52
omg I agree with Connie above :L You guys are really sick, you should
all go fuck yourselfs if you think it's ok to discriminate against
other ethnicties.
Connie T on July 29, 2011 at 04:49
Mad ass nigga shits mad cause we use stuff of our own culture? Tha
fuck? So what if we have slant eyes. Don't mean shit. Niggas are slow
means they're stupid. Niggas always in the ghetto with no jobs. Mean
teys stupid like they're mommas too. Niggas can't talk right mean they
retarded. Niggas aint go no real shit to come and insult a chinaman.
Smarter richer and have a giant fucking army. Niggas go back to
Chantin yo fucking rain dances and fucking African animals. Now that
is a true diss nigga.
A man fro on August 17, 2011 at 06:20
Mad ass nigga shits mad cause we use stuff of our own culture? Tha
fuck? So what if we have slant eyes. Don't mean shit. Niggas are slow
means they're stupid. Niggas always in the ghetto with no jobs. Mean
teys stupid like they're mommas too. Niggas can't talk right mean they
retarded. Niggas aint go no real shit to come and insult a chinaman.
Smarter richer and have a giant fucking army. Niggas go back to
Chantin yo fucking rain dances and fucking African animals. Now that
is a true diss nigga.
A man from an actual country on August 17, 2011 at 06:20
sorry but this made me laugh. theres nothing like teaching a lesson
turned against u
hahahaha on August 21, 2011 at 02:29
fucking nigger bitches should fucking go kill themselves i fucking
hate those nasty porch monkeys
niggersux on October 07, 2011 at 06:46
Fuck you snowflakes imma beat yall asses anyday son then i fuck ya
girl with ma super 10inch nigga dick and put her thru a wall with my
super cum blast mothafucka
Da super nigger on October 07, 2011 at 07:31
Ever notice how all these racist idiots cant spell for shit, or put a
sentance together. UNEDUCATED MORONS white trash shit
Badd ass on January 04, 2012 at 12:45
yo yo, wha up mah niggah, tah mah dick you whitey ho bag cuntola. Let
me fuck yo dogs ass biatch, then cuff u side da head fucker. Lick da
cum from my oily vag u squalous cuntlicking ho's
Donkeys balls on January 04, 2012 at 12:48
Badd ass: you cant spell either, fucktard. That is all...
the south is salvation on January 20, 2012 at 03:49
Yo yo yo, what up mah niggah, tah ma monkey crotch you slut snivelling
coons. Nothing but unedumacated porch monkey yard apes. DUMB NIGGER
COONS
Cunty on March 30, 2012 at 01:28

Leave a Comment

Name
Email (Optional)
Web Site (Optional)
Comment
Type 8822 here

More Ethnic Chinese

  1. [page] Learn To Speak Chinese In 5 Minutes
  2. [page] Likey Chickee
  3. [page] A Cursive Hand
  4. [page] A Fool For Bean Curd
  5. [page] A Joke From Peking University
  6. [page] A Matter For Regret
  7. [page] A Mysterious Letter
  8. [page] A Snake On The Twelfth Moon Doesnt Bite
  9. [page] American And Chinese Conversatio
  10. [page] Amnesia
  11. [page] Ancestry
  12. [page] Begging Alms
  13. [page] Big Talk
  14. [page] Blind Faith In Geonomic Omens
  15. [page] Borrowing A Cow
  16. [page] Borrowing Tea Leaves
  17. [page] Cake Made Of Distiller Grain
  18. [page] Captain And First Officer
  19. [page] China Says Ants Can Spice Up A M
  20. [page] Chinese
  21. [page] Chinese Athletes Put Back Into Storage
  22. [page] Chinese Baby
  23. [page] Chinese Barbie Song
  24. [page] Chinese Cuisine
  25. [page] Chinese Cure
  26. [page] Chinese Detective
  27. [page] Chinese Dog Treat
  28. [page] Chinese Farmer
  29. [page] Chinese Guy And Black Guy At Liquor Store
  30. [page] Chinese Heaven
  31. [page] Chinese Jew
  32. [page] Chinese Laundry
  33. [page] Chinese Light
  34. [page] Chinese Menu
  35. [page] Chinese Subtitles
  36. [page] Chinese Translation
  37. [page] Chinese Virgin
  38. [page] Chinese Voodoo
  39. [page] Chinese Words
  40. [page] Chink And Nig
  41. [page] Choose Your Man
  42. [page] Civil Examination
  43. [page] Cold War Talk Between Russia And China
  44. [page] Comparing Cultures
  45. [page] Condom Color
  46. [page] Crash Course In Speaking Chinese
  47. [page] Da Niu
  48. [page] Daredevils
  49. [page] Dedicacy
  50. [page] Ding Dong Deng Dead
  51. [page] Disneyland
  52. [page] Dongfang Shuo A Witty Man
  53. [page] Drink Toast
  54. [page] Driving In China
  55. [page] Elixir Of Life
  56. [page] Everything Is Fine In Netherworld
  57. [page] External Medicine
  58. [page] Fair Judgment
  59. [page] Fish From Well
  60. [page] Fowl Play
  61. [page] George Bush And The President Of
  62. [page] Getting The Job Done
  63. [page] Ginseng Decotion
  64. [page] God Of Target
  65. [page] Grandson
  66. [page] Having Cake
  67. [page] Henpecked
  68. [page] Hong Kong Kong
  69. [page] I Will Make Your Son Suffer And Catch Cold Too
  70. [page] It Doesnt Matter If It Is Leaking
  71. [page] Jail
  72. [page] Kind Hearted People Are The Ones You Can Bully
  73. [page] Leaky Roof
  74. [page] Learning Thievery
  75. [page] Liar
  76. [page] Lion
  77. [page] Liver And Cheese
  78. [page] Longivity
  79. [page] Make Me Scream
  80. [page] Marco Polo
  81. [page] Marriage By Kidnapping
  82. [page] Missionary Position
  83. [page] Name A Pussycat
  84. [page] Naming Chinese Kids
  85. [page] New Year In China
  86. [page] No Entertainment
  87. [page] No Problem
  88. [page] No Use Chanting Buddha
  89. [page] Not A Pair Neither
  90. [page] Old Chinese Proverbs
  91. [page] Olympic Spectator
  92. [page] One Eyebrow
  93. [page] Oy Vey
  94. [page] Poor Boy
  95. [page] Punishment For A Rascal
  96. [page] Real Skill
  97. [page] Recommendations
  98. [page] Red Glutonous Rice
  99. [page] Sam Ting
  100. [page] Same Age Next Year
  101. [page] Same Illness
  102. [page] Selling Coke In China
  103. [page] Selling Wine
  104. [page] Sem Ting
  105. [page] Sex Chinese Style
  106. [page] Should Someone Ask Your Father
  107. [page] Sick About Money
  108. [page] Smooth Talker
  109. [page] Some Chinese Translations
  110. [page] Some More
  111. [page] Stoli With A Twist
  112. [page] Sun Vs Moon
  113. [page] Supplies
  114. [page] Taxi Driving In China
  115. [page] Tell Me The Color
  116. [page] The Pussycat Had Turned Vegetarian
  117. [page] The Bronze Rat
  118. [page] The Chinese Paid Off All Of Their Debts
  119. [page] The Chinese Torture
  120. [page] The Comfort Of A Good Book
  121. [page] The Crabgrass Connection
  122. [page] The Farthest And The Nearest
  123. [page] The Hoe Story
  124. [page] The Idiotic Assistant Of The County Magistrate
  125. [page] Thieves
  126. [page] Three Brothers From China
  127. [page] Three Sentences Spoiled A Banquet
  128. [page] Traitor
  129. [page] Two Chinese Women At A Bar
  130. [page] Want Rice With That
  131. [page] Wearing A Felt Hat In The Summer
  132. [page] Whom To Depend On
  133. [page] Wine Of Eternal Life
  134. [page] Wings And Wongs
  135. [page] Wu Xa
  136. [page] Yo Mamma
  137. [page] You Are Probably Chinese
  138. [page] You Never Know When You Will Nee
Retrieved from http://www.anvari.org/fun/Ethnic_Chinese/chink_and_nig.html
Anvari.org
Copyright © 1999-2012 Ahmad Anvari