A woman sends her clothing out to the Chinese laundry. When it comes back there are still stains in her panties. The next week she encloses a note to the
Chinese man that says, "Use more soap on panties."
This goes on for several weeks, the woman sending the same note to the
laundry. "Use more soap on panties."
Finally fed up the Chinese man
responded with his own note that said, "Use more paper on ass."