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• Roscoe: [to all] Hey! Listen up! I want all of youse to say hello to the Simpsons.
  All: [waving in a cliche, sissy-like attitude] Hello-o....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Foreman: [in Japanese] Hello? Homer: Yes. This is Homer Simpson from America.
  Who may I say is speaking to me? Forema...
• Marge: You've worked hard at the bowling alley. Why don't you ask for a raise?
  Homer: Yeah, a raise. I've never been good enough at any job to deserve one before, but I'm damn good at this one....
• Boss: Keep this up, and someday <you> will be the guy who hands out the putters!
  Homer: Yes, sir! -- A young Homer works at the Merrie Olde Fun Centre, "I Married Marge...
• Homer: Honey, I'm home! Marge: Hello, dear. How was work at the plant?
  Homer: It's not a plant, Marge, it's a tree, and I've nearly chewed through it....
• Burns: How would you improve the worker situation? Home
  Well, sir, for one thing, we have a problem every Tuesday when the cafeteria would serve fish sticks....
• Homer: Phew! I'm back. [walks up stairs to kitchen where family eats breakfast] Aw, my loving family!
  Nothing's changed. [a buzzer goes off; a TV screen morphs from the floor] Ned...
• Good morning, fellow employee. You'll notice that I am now a model worker.
  We should continue this conversation later, during the designated break periods....