Homer: My first day of college. I wish my father was alive to see this.

Homer: My first day of college. I wish my father was alive to see this.
Abe: [springing up from the back seat] Hey!
Homer: How long have you been back there?
Abe: [meekly] Three days!
-- That explains the smell, "Homer Goes to College"

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