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  Skinner: OK, I'll try. Brad: Tell this dummy mother exactly how you feel right now....
• Troy: And now I'd like to introduce the man who will put the "you" in "impr-you-vement".
  ..Brad Goodman! Brad: {Thank you so much, Troy. And by the way....
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• Edna: [reading] "The wireless was an invention by Guglielmo Marconi.
  Who can tell me what his first message was? Ba...