Brad: People, I am excited. I can sense a change in the air
tonight. You are all going to start _living_, really
_living_.
Audience: Yay! [chanting] Living! Living!
Brad: Be like the boy!
Audience: Be like boy! Be like boy!
Brad: Just the ladies.
Ladies: Be like boy! Be like boy!
Brad: Now, the seniors in the back.
Seniors: We like Roy! We like Roy!
-- Not Roy Cohn, surely?, "Bart's Inner Child"
tonight. You are all going to start _living_, really
_living_.
Audience: Yay! [chanting] Living! Living!
Brad: Be like the boy!
Audience: Be like boy! Be like boy!
Brad: Just the ladies.
Ladies: Be like boy! Be like boy!
Brad: Now, the seniors in the back.
Seniors: We like Roy! We like Roy!
-- Not Roy Cohn, surely?, "Bart's Inner Child"
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this, this -- Bart: Rudiger. Brad: -- Rudiger. And... - Troy: And now I'd like to introduce the man who will put the "you" in
"impr-you-vement".
Brad Goodman! Brad: {Thank you so much, Troy. And... - Brad: Folks, I'm often asked about my qualifications.
Well, I may not have a lot of "credentials" or... - Indian #1: Thank you. I just wish Ben and Hoss and Little Joe and Hop
Sing and Sheriff Roy and all your favorites could be alive
today to see this wonderful turnout.
Indian #2: You know, on the series, we were always... - Do you like living in
confusion... - And what do I look like-
the living... - Quimby: In the spirit of the occasion, I must tell you what I
think.
You two screwed up royal! Worker: Ya know, I... - Were-Bender: Oh boy,
I feel like a car in a candy store... - Brad: Principal Skinner, let's try some rage work. I want you to
pretend this dummy right here is your mother.
Skinner: OK, I'll try. Brad: Tell this dummy mother...
