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• Thank you, Martha Quinn. [Audience applauds] There you have i
  unrehearsed testimonies from important celebrities....
• Brad: People, I am excited. I can sense a change in the air tonight.
  You are all going to start _living_, really _living_....
• Brad: This is really remarkable. Here we have a man with an obvious eating disorder, and a woman with a bizarre hairstyle, I'm sure worn only for shock value -- Marge
  Erm -- Brad: -- and yet, they've managed to raise an emotionally healthy son....
• Brad: We can all learn a lot from this young man here, this, this -- Ba
  Rudiger. Brad: -- Rudiger. And if we can all be more like little Rudiger -- Marge...
• Right now, I want each of you to try something interesting.
  There's no trick to it -- it's just a simple trick!...
• Troy: And now I'd like to introduce the man who will put the "you" in "impr-you-vement".
  ..Brad Goodman! Brad: {Thank you so much, Troy. And by the way....
• Brad: Principal Skinner, let's try some rage work. I want you to pretend this dummy right here is your mother.
  Skinner: OK, I'll try. Brad: Tell this dummy mother exactly how you feel right now....
• Brad: Folks, I'm often asked about my qualifications.
  Well, I may not have a lot of "credentials" or "training", but I tell you one thing...
• Brad: Thank you. OK, folks. Let me hear what's troubling you.
  Don't be shy, yell it out. Everybody, go!...