Bart: Lis, everyone in town is acting like me. So why does it suck?
Lisa: It's simple, Bart: you've defined yourself as a rebel, and in the
absence of a repressive milieu your societal nature's been co-
opted.
Bart: [pause] I see.
-- Said the blind man, "Bart's Inner Child"
Lisa: It's simple, Bart: you've defined yourself as a rebel, and in the
absence of a repressive milieu your societal nature's been co-
opted.
Bart: [pause] I see.
-- Said the blind man, "Bart's Inner Child"
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Lisa:
[holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more!... - Bart: Lis, today I am a god.
Lisa: Is that why you're sitting on an ice cream sandwich?
Bart: Eww! -- Blessed by the holy bottom, "Bart's... - Brad: People, this young man here _is_ the inner child I've been talking
about!
Lisa: [incredulous] What? -- Lisa's slow acceptance... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: We're having a field trip today! Ah, Lis, won't it be great to
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Springfield Elementary?
[sarcastically] Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot: your... - Marge: That video really opened my eyes. I can see that I'm just a
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By nagging you when you do foolish things, I... - Brad: We can all learn a lot from this young man here,
this, this -- Bart: Rudiger. Brad: -- Rudiger. And... - Lisa: Ever since that self-help guy came to town, you've lost your
identity.
You've fallen through the cracks of our quick-fix,... - Bart: Sorry I froze you out Lis, I, I just didn't want the guys to
think I'd gone soft on the girl issue.
Lisa: [sighs] I'm tired of being an issue, Bart...
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- As an actor, my eyeballs need to look their whitest!
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Bart: She makes me taste beer. Homer: Come on, boy... - Hey, landlord! Some clown changed my locks, padlocked the door,
and put on an eviction notice! -- Otto, "Otto... - You can emerge now from my chips.
The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone.
Apu to a (cowardly) Homer, "Krusty Gets... - TV sucks.
-- Bart,
"Itchy and Scratchy: The...
